6:30am: Morning Mom and Dad!!!!! Change me change me change me!! Feed me feed me feed me!! Babies love to fuss in the morning after laying in their diaper overnight...and if you don't feed them the second that they demand the boob...look out.
7:30am. Breakfast is finished, diaper is changed. Hey guys I really like this swinging chair you put me in this thing is awesome for about 32.33 minutes...burp.
8:02am. This chair is boring someone hold me. WHAAA WHAAA.
8:44am. Ok I am done being held you can put me back in my bouncy chair now. All I will need is my pacifier.
8:46am waa waa I don't have the dexterity to put my pacifier back in my mouth after I spit it out, I am going to cry until you put it back! (Repeat this process on and off again until I fall asleep 27 minutes later).
Sleep.
10:15am...grunt, fart, grunt again. Kinda cry but not really, just enough to get their attention. Here come mom and dad...guess what it's been 4 hours...I AM STARVING!! FEED ME!! don't even waste time changing me right now because I am just going to poop, pee, and fart the whole time I am eating.
11:00am. Ahh fresh diaper, full belly, wide eyes. Put me back in my bouncy chair I feel like staring at that stuffed animal hanging over my head again for about an hour.
12:30pm. Whoa! did i dose off? what time is it? Not really hungry, this chair is annoying my bum. HOLD ME! Stare blankly at parent holding me, fuss until they change my position to something I like better.
1:44pm, feeling like a nap again just give me a pacifier for about 10 minutes and I am going to as the adults say "Sleep like a baby."
3:45pm. Wake up refreshed and wide eyed...whats that feeling in my stomach? Oh yeah, I am hungry again!! WAAA WAAAA
4:30pm. Belly is full, man my mom is one awesome gal. I really like her.
4:31pm: Mom, if you want you can put me back in my swing, but I will probably spit up a bit of my milk only to then demand a pacifier to calm myself.
5:15pm: I am sooooo over this swing chair again. Hold me please. waa waa no not like that!! I want to be held belly to belly on the couch so that i can nap yet again.
5:45pm: Not really hungry right now...but toot toot...yeah its poop time again. DAAADDD!!! it's all over my bum and my back change me RIGHT NOW!! Waa waa!!
5:47pm: Dad, you really have this diaper change thing down to a science, I am really impressed! Wanna see something awesome...I'm PEEEEEEEing!! Oh wait, I don't have control over this thing, DAD!! it's getting on my face!! HEEELLLPPPPPP!!
5:49pm: Seriously dad, stop laughing at me. We'll see how you like it when I am changing your diaper at 99.
6:00pm: Dad just hold me a bit because I am going to be hungry soon. I know mom is napping but I have a reservation for 1 at 7pm.
7:10pm: Mom's up! Let's eat!! I am just going to thrash my head side to side and hold my mouth open just to emphasize to my parents how hungry I really am!
7:45pm: Diaper change. You guys better not plan on giving me a bath tonight, I hate sponge baths. WAAA WAAAA it's bathtime. Good thing this only takes 5 minutes.
7:50pm: Ok, so the bath wasn't that bad but now I am not going to let you put me down without fussing for a bit as payback.
8:20pm: Whoa man, it's been a rough day I think I am just gonna take a little snooze here in daddy's arms. (mom and dad sneak me to my basonet and they climb into bed.)
9:45pm: Mom, mom, mom, MOM MOM MOM!!! I know it's only been 2 hours and 45 minutes but I am STARVING AGAIN!! WAAA WAAAAA!!
10:30pm: Mom you can't possibly be tired how can you be tired? I have been sleeping all day, how could you be tired? Well of course daddy can hold me for a minute mom!! Good night mommy!!
10:45pm: Just me and my daddy hanging out on the couch, boy he looks tired. I won't fuss too much but there is no way in heck I am going to sleep. Dad there has to be something on tv right now. Dad, are you sleeping...hey! dad! wake up!!
10:54pm: Dad has the right idea, I am suddenly really sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
11:17pm: Dad snuck me into my basonet when I was asleep. GRUNT GRUNT. Whimper. GRUNT. Fart. ahhh that feels better. Back to sleep.
11:37pm: Oh man that gas is back again. Grunt, kick, grunt, push, fart, grunt, whine. WAAAAAAAAAAA
11:48pm: Dad, this pacifier isn't working anymore I want you to hold me again. Only you do it best dad c'mon. Tuck my little feet up near my chest in a little ball and hold me on your chest. PLEEEAASSSEE dad PLLLEEEAASSEEE. Oh that makes the gas feel so much better. Toot toot, smirk...zzzzzzzzz
11:52pm: Dad! Don't you dare put me down yet!! you think I am sleeping!! WAAA WAAA!!
11:54pm: I sure do like sleeping out here on the couch with my dad he's so warm. Sure is sleepy all the time though. I am just gonna stare at him for a bit with this pacifier in my mouth make sure he is still breathing for a bit.
11:56pm: Enough staring at dad while he sleeps, I am just going to close my eyes for a few minutes.
12:45pm: (daddy moves me back to the basonet again, this time I didn't notice).
1:57am: Grunt, Grunt, whimper, whimper. GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT. toot. toot. toot. blurp. blluurrrrppp....Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!
1:57.32am: Dadddddd!! Change me!! This is gross seriously...CHANGE ME!!
1:58pm: Dad can you hurry this up already seriously? I'm STAARRVVIIINNGGGG....looovvveee you dad!
1:59am: Alright buffet line is open! Hi MOM! oh man this is just so awesome the place is empty I have the entire restaurant to myself. Good Night Daddy!!
2:38pm: I am sooooo stuffed, this is like a food coma, mom did you put turkey in the milk cause I am sleepy. Ok time for me to hit the hay. Night Night mom and dad! Love you mommmmmm!
6:59am: MOOOOOORRRNNNIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!! Missed you guys!! I am starving when can we eat? WAAAA WAAAAA!!!
8:33am: Have a great day at work today dad!! Mom and I are going to hang out all day doing the same stuff we did yesterday!
Would I have it any other way? NO WAY! I love my little 'squeak. (short for pipsqueak) He also goes by Noah, buggaboo (the wife calls him that), Grunty, Captain Gruntsomuch, Grumpous, Grumpous McGee, and Noah-boa. Sure it's alot of work, but he's worth it!
Love ya little man.
Daddy-O.
"enough with the pictures already dad!! -noah"
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